Character(s) of the year - 2013 VGX
Character(s) of the year - 2013 VGX
No snowman picture has ever affected me like this one.
Photography/Edition: Irina Braga
Model: Red Hair
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
okay so posts like this kind of make me angry and I am about to write why, if you don’t care I highly recommend you scroll past.
okay so people are always saying how condoms can get so damn big and there’s no reason for a guy to claim that he doesn’t fit condoms so he shouldn’t have to wear one
which really bugs me, because people shouldn’t just brush off these comments because some guys just don’t realize that they need to have a condom that fit comfortably so 1) it doesn’t break (duh) and 2) so they don’t feel like they’re cutting off the circulation to their boner. like a lot of guys think the average one will do, which it will a lot of the time, but sometimes it just doesn’t fit right and you need to know your size.
however, this doesn’t justify not wearing one at all and if you’re with a dude who says normal condoms don’t fit, drive him right to the local drug mart and have him find ones that do. if he’s totally rad and worth it, he will find the ones that fit really comfortable and it’s fun for all.
so yea, please don’t just think that there’s nothing to these posts. there’s a lot to them.
And if you have the wrong size condom on
it WILL break
because you aren’t just filling that shit with water
you’re putting pressure and friction on it, and if you don’t fit it right, that shit is gonna tear wide open and you’re gonna have a bouncing baby brat
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
“We have this fantasy that our interests and the interests of the super rich are the same. Like somehow the rich will eventually get so full that they’ll explode. And the candy will rain down on the rest of us. Like there’s some kind of pinata of benevolence. But here’s the thing about a pinata: it doesn’t open on it’s own. You have to beat it with a stick.” ~ Bill Maher
EMPHASIZE YOUR FOOD.
THOSE ARE THE MOST DRAMATIC PANCAKE I’VE EVER SEEN.
What’s kinda like a cross between a hermit crab and a beaver, but it’s a moth larva? A Bagworm!
Larvae of moths in the family Psychidae build spiral-patterned cases out of environmental materials such as twigs, leaves, and silk. The Australian on the right, Metura elongatus, uses silk, with bits of leaf. This animal is in an earlier stage, still motile and feeding. The animal on the left, from the Czech Republic, is Megalophanes viciella; this individual is at a later stage, when it is finished growing and feeding. It has anchored its somewhat woodier case, sealed the opening, and begun metamorphosis.
Read more: Encyclopedia of Life
Photographs: left- František ŠARŽÍK via BioLib.cz; right- Donald Hobern via flickr
John doesn’t feel charged without a drink.
Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal
control yourself Loki
a series of unfortunate events
omg this is the most nostalgic picture I have ever come across
my favorite childhood series
That movie is almost 10 years old…
netflix knows what’s up